18 years old. I love big brother even though it's unhealthy for me
pros to having your phone set to another language:
- learning new words
- your phone is safer from evil friends who want to change things to annoy you
cons to having your phone set in another language:
- when you really need to do something but you have no clue how and end up screwing up horribly
My phone was in English today for an hour.
I couldn’t handle it.
Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Fuck this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.
breaking news: man somehow isn’t repulsed at the sight of his beautiful, talented girlfriend because she has a bumpy texture on a bit of her legs
This just in: reporter unaware of how the female human body stores fat, having never seen one up close before.
If that’s what Hell looks like, I feel better about inevitably going there
I guess I’ll see you all in hell!
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it’s been the ruin of many a poor girl
And God, I know I’m one.
just cry to make it look like you didnt sexually harass multiple girls
is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out
please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase